{"product_id":"funny-prank-wallet-card","title":"Funny Prank Wallet Card – Novelty Excuse \u0026 Joke Identity Card","description":"\u003c!-- =========================================================\n     ZALOVRA ORIGINAL PRODUCT DESCRIPTION\n     Product Code: ZLV-FPWC\n     Store: Zalovra\n     Product Type: Funny Prank Wallet Card\n\n     Original HTML + CSS + Inline SVG Presentation\n     Zalovra ownership identifiers embedded throughout.\n     Unauthorized copying may retain Zalovra attribution markers.\n     ========================================================= --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper {\n    --zlv-fpwc-blue: #9fc6d9;\n    --zlv-fpwc-pink: #e5b8c7;\n    --zlv-fpwc-yellow: #dfc779;\n    --zlv-fpwc-green: #a8c2ad;\n    --zlv-fpwc-lilac: #bcaeda;\n    --zlv-fpwc-cream: #fff9ef;\n    --zlv-fpwc-title: #5c6267;\n    --zlv-fpwc-text: #757c81;\n\n    width: 100%;\n    max-width: 920px;\n    margin: 0 auto;\n    padding: 12px 0 24px;\n    color: var(--zlv-fpwc-text);\n    font-family: inherit;\n    line-height: 1.65;\n    box-sizing: border-box;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper *,\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper *::before,\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper *::after {\n    box-sizing: border-box;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper h3,\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper p {\n    padding: 0;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper h3 {\n    margin: 0 0 15px;\n    color: var(--zlv-fpwc-title);\n    font-size: 1.4rem;\n    font-weight: 850;\n    line-height: 1.28;\n    letter-spacing: -0.025em;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper p {\n    margin: 0 0 16px;\n    color: var(--zlv-fpwc-text);\n    font-size: 14px;\n    line-height: 1.72;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-accent {\n    font-weight: 800;\n    background: linear-gradient(\n      90deg,\n      #7daec5 0%,\n      #ca879d 33%,\n      #bea44e 66%,\n      #7fa087 100%\n    );\n    -webkit-background-clip: text;\n    background-clip: text;\n    color: transparent;\n    -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;\n  }\n\n  \/* HERO *\/\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-hero {\n    position: relative;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    margin: 18px 0 14px;\n    padding: 25px 17px 23px;\n\n    border: 1px solid #e3e6e7;\n    border-radius: 22px;\n\n    background:\n      radial-gradient(circle at 10% 8%, rgba(159,198,217,.18), transparent 32%),\n      radial-gradient(circle at 90% 8%, rgba(229,184,199,.16), transparent 30%),\n      radial-gradient(circle at 82% 92%, rgba(223,199,121,.13), transparent 35%),\n      linear-gradient(\n        135deg,\n        #f5fafc 0%,\n        #fff7fa 40%,\n        #fffaf1 72%,\n        #f7faf7 100%\n      );\n\n    box-shadow:\n      0 12px 32px rgba(78,84,89,.08),\n      inset 0 1px 0 rgba(255,255,255,.94);\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-hero::after {\n    content: \"\";\n    position: absolute;\n    top: -55px;\n    right: -50px;\n    width: 145px;\n    height: 145px;\n    border-radius: 50%;\n\n    border: 1px solid rgba(159,198,217,.18);\n\n    box-shadow:\n      0 0 0 19px rgba(229,184,199,.03),\n      0 0 0 40px rgba(223,199,121,.022);\n\n    pointer-events: none;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-hero-inner {\n    position: relative;\n    z-index: 2;\n\n    display: flex;\n    flex-direction: column;\n    align-items: center;\n    gap: 13px;\n\n    text-align: center;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-hero-icon {\n    display: flex;\n    align-items: center;\n    justify-content: center;\n\n    width: 66px;\n    height: 66px;\n    min-width: 66px;\n\n    border: 1px solid rgba(159,198,217,.28);\n    border-radius: 20px;\n\n    background: rgba(255,255,255,.92);\n\n    box-shadow:\n      0 7px 20px rgba(79,85,90,.08),\n      0 0 25px rgba(159,198,217,.07);\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-hero-icon svg {\n    display: block;\n    width: 44px;\n    height: 44px;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-eyebrow {\n    display: inline-flex;\n    align-items: center;\n    justify-content: center;\n\n    margin-bottom: 5px;\n    padding: 5px 9px;\n\n    border: 1px solid #e3e6e7;\n    border-radius: 999px;\n\n    background: rgba(255,255,255,.80);\n\n    color: #778087;\n    font-size: 10px;\n    font-weight: 850;\n    letter-spacing: .08em;\n    text-transform: uppercase;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-title {\n    display: block;\n    margin-bottom: 6px;\n\n    color: #596168;\n    font-size: 18px;\n    font-weight: 850;\n    line-height: 1.3;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-hero-copy {\n    margin: 0 !important;\n    max-width: 650px;\n\n    font-size: 13.5px;\n    line-height: 1.65;\n  }\n\n  \/* BENEFITS *\/\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-benefits {\n    display: grid;\n    grid-template-columns: repeat(3,1fr);\n    gap: 7px;\n\n    margin: 12px 0 21px;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-benefit {\n    padding: 10px 5px;\n\n    border: 1px solid #e2e6e7;\n    border-radius: 12px;\n\n    background:\n      linear-gradient(\n        145deg,\n        #f5fafc,\n        #fff7fa,\n        #fffaf1\n      );\n\n    text-align: center;\n\n    color: #6b757b;\n    font-size: 10.5px;\n    font-weight: 800;\n    line-height: 1.3;\n  }\n\n  \/* IMAGES *\/\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-images {\n    display: grid;\n    grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n    gap: 12px;\n\n    margin: 22px 0;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-images img {\n    display: block;\n    width: 100%;\n    height: auto;\n\n    border: 1px solid #e2e5e6;\n    border-radius: 17px;\n\n    background: #fff;\n\n    box-shadow:\n      0 7px 22px rgba(75,82,87,.07);\n  }\n\n  \/* FEATURE CARDS *\/\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-grid {\n    display: grid;\n    grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;\n    gap: 9px;\n\n    margin: 21px 0;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-card {\n    min-width: 0;\n    padding: 15px 11px;\n\n    border: 1px solid transparent;\n    border-radius: 16px;\n\n    background:\n      linear-gradient(#fff,#fff) padding-box,\n      linear-gradient(\n        140deg,\n        #dcebf2,\n        #f0dfe5,\n        #efe5c8,\n        #e1ebe3\n      ) border-box;\n\n    box-shadow:\n      0 5px 16px rgba(75,82,86,.05);\n\n    transition:\n      transform .25s ease,\n      box-shadow .25s ease;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-card:hover {\n    transform: translateY(-3px);\n\n    background:\n      linear-gradient(#fff,#fff) padding-box,\n      linear-gradient(\n        140deg,\n        #9fc6d9,\n        #e5b8c7,\n        #dfc779,\n        #a8c2ad\n      ) border-box;\n\n    box-shadow:\n      0 12px 28px rgba(84,94,100,.11),\n      0 0 20px rgba(159,198,217,.07);\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-card-icon {\n    display: flex;\n    align-items: center;\n    justify-content: center;\n\n    width: 36px;\n    height: 36px;\n    margin-bottom: 9px;\n\n    border-radius: 11px;\n\n    background:\n      linear-gradient(\n        140deg,\n        #eef8fc,\n        #fff1f5,\n        #fff8e9\n      );\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-card-icon svg {\n    width: 22px;\n    height: 22px;\n    display: block;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-card-title {\n    display: block;\n    margin-bottom: 6px;\n\n    color: #5f676c;\n    font-size: 13.5px;\n    font-weight: 850;\n    line-height: 1.4;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-card-text {\n    margin: 0 !important;\n\n    color: #7b8489;\n    font-size: 12.2px !important;\n    line-height: 1.58;\n  }\n\n  \/* SHARED *\/\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-styles,\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-uses,\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-note {\n    margin: 21px 0;\n    padding: 17px 15px;\n\n    border: 1px solid #e2e5e7;\n    border-radius: 17px;\n\n    background:\n      linear-gradient(\n        120deg,\n        #f5fafc,\n        #fff7fa,\n        #fffaf2\n      );\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-section-title {\n    display: flex;\n    align-items: center;\n    gap: 9px;\n\n    margin-bottom: 12px;\n\n    color: #5b646a;\n    font-size: 14.5px;\n    font-weight: 850;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-section-title svg {\n    width: 23px;\n    height: 23px;\n    flex: 0 0 23px;\n  }\n\n  \/* STYLE OPTIONS *\/\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-style-grid {\n    display: grid;\n    grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n    gap: 8px;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-style {\n    display: flex;\n    align-items: center;\n    gap: 10px;\n\n    padding: 10px;\n\n    border: 1px solid #e1e5e6;\n    border-radius: 12px;\n\n    background: rgba(255,255,255,.88);\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-style-num {\n    display: flex;\n    align-items: center;\n    justify-content: center;\n\n    width: 28px;\n    height: 28px;\n    min-width: 28px;\n\n    border-radius: 9px;\n\n    background:\n      linear-gradient(\n        135deg,\n        #e0edf3,\n        #efdfe5,\n        #f0e6ca\n      );\n\n    color: #6c7479;\n    font-size: 10px;\n    font-weight: 850;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-style strong {\n    display: block;\n\n    color: #61686d;\n    font-size: 11.5px;\n    font-weight: 800;\n  }\n\n  \/* USE CASES *\/\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-use-grid {\n    display: grid;\n    grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;\n    gap: 8px;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-use {\n    display: flex;\n    align-items: center;\n    gap: 8px;\n\n    padding: 10px 9px;\n\n    border: 1px solid #e2e5e6;\n    border-radius: 11px;\n\n    background: rgba(255,255,255,.87);\n\n    color: #6f777c;\n    font-size: 11.5px;\n    font-weight: 750;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-dot {\n    width: 8px;\n    height: 8px;\n    min-width: 8px;\n\n    border-radius: 50%;\n\n    background:\n      linear-gradient(\n        135deg,\n        #7faec3,\n        #cf8ba0,\n        #b99e49\n      );\n  }\n\n  \/* NOTE *\/\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-note {\n    background:\n      linear-gradient(\n        120deg,\n        #fafafa,\n        #fff8f3\n      );\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-note strong {\n    display: block;\n    margin-bottom: 5px;\n\n    color: #5f676b;\n    font-size: 14px;\n    font-weight: 850;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-note p {\n    margin: 0 !important;\n\n    font-size: 12.6px !important;\n    line-height: 1.6;\n  }\n\n  \/* TAGS *\/\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-tags {\n    display: flex;\n    flex-wrap: wrap;\n    gap: 8px;\n\n    margin: 21px 0 5px;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-tag {\n    display: inline-flex;\n    align-items: center;\n    justify-content: center;\n\n    padding: 7px 11px;\n\n    border: 1px solid #e2e5e6;\n    border-radius: 999px;\n\n    background:\n      linear-gradient(\n        120deg,\n        #f5fafc,\n        #fff7fa,\n        #fffaf1\n      );\n\n    color: #697277;\n    font-size: 11.5px;\n    font-weight: 750;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-slogan {\n    margin: 27px 0 0 !important;\n    padding: 19px 12px 0;\n\n    border-top: 1px solid #e4e7e8;\n\n    text-align: center;\n\n    color: #596168 !important;\n    font-size: 15px !important;\n    font-weight: 850;\n    line-height: 1.45;\n  }\n\n  #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-brandmark {\n    margin-top: 12px;\n\n    text-align: center;\n\n    color: #a0a4a7;\n    font-size: 9.5px;\n    font-weight: 750;\n    letter-spacing: .08em;\n    text-transform: uppercase;\n  }\n\n  @media (min-width: 601px) {\n\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper {\n      padding: 20px 0 30px;\n    }\n\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper h3 {\n      font-size: 1.7rem;\n    }\n\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper p {\n      font-size: 15px;\n    }\n\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-hero {\n      padding: 26px 24px;\n    }\n\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-hero-inner {\n      flex-direction: row;\n      text-align: left;\n      gap: 17px;\n    }\n\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-title {\n      font-size: 20px;\n    }\n\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-benefit {\n      padding: 11px 8px;\n      font-size: 12px;\n    }\n\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-images {\n      grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;\n      gap: 14px;\n    }\n\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-grid {\n      gap: 13px;\n    }\n\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-card {\n      padding: 18px;\n    }\n\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-card-title {\n      font-size: 15px;\n    }\n\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-card-text {\n      font-size: 13.4px !important;\n    }\n\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-styles,\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-uses,\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-note {\n      padding: 19px 21px;\n    }\n\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-style-grid {\n      grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;\n    }\n\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-use-grid {\n      grid-template-columns: repeat(4,1fr);\n    }\n\n    #ZLV-FPWC-wrapper .ZLV-FPWC-use {\n      justify-content: center;\n      font-size: 12px;\n    }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"ZLV-FPWC-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLooks Official. Says Something Completely Unofficial.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-hero\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-hero-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-hero-icon\"\u003e \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 48 48\" fill=\"none\"\u003e\n          \u003cmetadata\u003e\n            Zalovra Original SVG Asset | ZLV-FPWC-HERO-01\n          \u003c\/metadata\u003e\n\n          \u003cdesc\u003e\n            Original Zalovra funny wallet prank card icon.\n          \u003c\/desc\u003e\n\n          \u003crect x=\"7\" y=\"12\" width=\"34\" height=\"24\" rx=\"4\" stroke=\"#9fc6d9\" stroke-width=\"2.2\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n\n          \u003ccircle cx=\"16\" cy=\"23\" r=\"4\" stroke=\"#e5b8c7\" stroke-width=\"1.8\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n\n          \u003cpath d=\"M24 20H35M24 25H33M12 31H35\" stroke=\"#dfc779\" stroke-width=\"1.7\" stroke-linecap=\"round\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n\n        \u003c\/svg\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-eyebrow\"\u003e ZALOVRA PRANK COLLECTION \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-title\"\u003e Pull It Out of Your Wallet and Wait for the Reaction \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ZLV-FPWC-hero-copy\"\u003eA wallet-size novelty card collection featuring funny excuse cards, parody identity cards and playful membership-style designs made for jokes, gifts and unforgettable reactions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-benefits\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-benefit\"\u003e12 Styles\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-benefit\"\u003eWallet-Size Format\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-benefit\"\u003eNovelty Gag Gift\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome cards are useful. These are mostly useful for \u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-accent\"\u003e making your friends stop and read twice. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from a collection of joke excuse cards, parody IDs, funny membership cards and food-related gag designs made to slip into a wallet and come out at exactly the right moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- IMAGES --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-images\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-card-title\"\u003eWallet-Ready Novelty Design \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ZLV-FPWC-card-text\"\u003eDesigned in a compact card-style format that's easy to keep in a wallet, purse, bag or gift box until the perfect moment to pull it out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-card-icon\"\u003e \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"\u003e\n          \u003cmetadata\u003e\n            Zalovra Original SVG Asset | ZLV-FPWC-ICON-03\n          \u003c\/metadata\u003e\n\n          \u003cdesc\u003e\n            Zalovra multiple prank styles icon.\n          \u003c\/desc\u003e\n\n          \u003crect x=\"5\" y=\"5\" width=\"7\" height=\"7\" stroke=\"#dfc779\" stroke-width=\"1.6\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n\n          \u003crect x=\"12\" y=\"12\" width=\"7\" height=\"7\" stroke=\"#bcaeda\" stroke-width=\"1.6\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n\n          \u003cpath d=\"M14 5H19V10\" stroke=\"#a8c2ad\" stroke-width=\"1.5\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n\n        \u003c\/svg\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-card-title\"\u003e 12 Different Joke Styles \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ZLV-FPWC-card-text\"\u003ePick the version that best matches your sense of humor, from excuse cards and parody IDs to foodie and procrastination designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-card-icon\"\u003e \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"\u003e\n          \u003cmetadata\u003e\n            Zalovra Original SVG Asset | ZLV-FPWC-ICON-04\n          \u003c\/metadata\u003e\n\n          \u003cdesc\u003e\n            Zalovra prank reaction icon.\n          \u003c\/desc\u003e\n\n          \u003ccircle cx=\"12\" cy=\"12\" r=\"8\" stroke=\"#e5b8c7\" stroke-width=\"1.7\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n\n          \u003ccircle cx=\"9\" cy=\"10\" r=\"1\" fill=\"#9fc6d9\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n          \u003ccircle cx=\"15\" cy=\"10\" r=\"1\" fill=\"#9fc6d9\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n\n          \u003cpath d=\"M8 15C10 17 14 17 16 15\" stroke=\"#dfc779\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" stroke-linecap=\"round\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n\n        \u003c\/svg\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-card-title\"\u003e Made for Reactions \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ZLV-FPWC-card-text\"\u003eHand one to a friend, keep one in your wallet or add it to a gag gift and let the printed joke do the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-card-icon\"\u003e \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"\u003e\n          \u003cmetadata\u003e\n            Zalovra Original SVG Asset | ZLV-FPWC-ICON-05\n          \u003c\/metadata\u003e\n\n          \u003cdesc\u003e\n            Zalovra gag gift icon.\n          \u003c\/desc\u003e\n\n          \u003crect x=\"4\" y=\"8\" width=\"16\" height=\"12\" rx=\"2\" stroke=\"#a8c2ad\" stroke-width=\"1.7\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n\n          \u003cpath d=\"M3 8H21M12 8V20\" stroke=\"#e5b8c7\" stroke-width=\"1.5\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n\n        \u003c\/svg\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-card-title\"\u003e Easy Little Gag Gift \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ZLV-FPWC-card-text\"\u003eA compact funny extra for birthdays, friend gifts, stocking stuffers, party exchanges or anyone who enjoys sarcastic novelty items.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- STYLES --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-styles\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-section-title\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"\u003e\n        \u003cmetadata\u003e\n          Zalovra Original SVG Asset | ZLV-FPWC-ICON-06\n        \u003c\/metadata\u003e\n\n        \u003cdesc\u003e\n          Zalovra twelve card styles icon.\n        \u003c\/desc\u003e\n\n        \u003cpath d=\"M5 5H10V10H5V5ZM14 5H19V10H14V5ZM5 14H10V19H5V14ZM14 14H19V19H14V14Z\" stroke=\"#9fc6d9\" stroke-width=\"1.6\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n\n      \u003c\/svg\u003e Choose Your Joke\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style-num\"\u003e01\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eAutism Excuse Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style-num\"\u003e02\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eGold Autism Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style-num\"\u003e03\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eBlack Autism Excuse Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style-num\"\u003e04\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eGirls' Excuse Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style-num\"\u003e05\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eADHD Excuse Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style-num\"\u003e06\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eGood Looks Free Pass\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style-num\"\u003e07\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eGold Autism Excuse Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style-num\"\u003e08\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eNo.1 Foodie ID Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style-num\"\u003e09\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eLittle B**** ID Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style-num\"\u003e10\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eHungry Excuse Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style-num\"\u003e11\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eProcrastination Member Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-style-num\"\u003e12\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eAnxiety Leave Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- USES --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-uses\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-section-title\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"\u003e\n        \u003cmetadata\u003e\n          Zalovra Original SVG Asset | ZLV-FPWC-ICON-07\n        \u003c\/metadata\u003e\n\n        \u003cdesc\u003e\n          Zalovra prank card use cases icon.\n        \u003c\/desc\u003e\n\n        \u003ccircle cx=\"12\" cy=\"12\" r=\"8\" stroke=\"#e5b8c7\" stroke-width=\"1.7\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n\n        \u003cpath d=\"M8 12H16M12 8V16\" stroke=\"#9fc6d9\" stroke-width=\"1.5\" stroke-linecap=\"round\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n\n      \u003c\/svg\u003e Perfect for a Little Harmless Chaos\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-use-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-use\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-dot\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Friend Gifts\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-use\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-dot\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Wallet Jokes\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-use\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-dot\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Birthday Extras\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-use\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-dot\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Party Gifts\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-use\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-dot\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Stocking Stuffers\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-use\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-dot\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Desk Humor\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-use\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-dot\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Gag Gifts\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-use\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-dot\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Joke Collections\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- NOTE --\u003e\n\u003cdiv 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They are not government-issued identification, medical documentation, disability verification, professional certification, membership credentials or official excuse documents. Health-related wording on certain designs is part of the printed joke and should not be treated as a diagnosis or proof of any medical condition. Select your preferred card style before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- TAGS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ZLV-FPWC-tags\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-tag\"\u003eFunny Prank Card\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-tag\"\u003eNovelty Wallet Card\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-tag\"\u003eExcuse Card\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-tag\"\u003eJoke ID Card\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-tag\"\u003eGag Gift\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ZLV-FPWC-tag\"\u003eFunny Gift for Friends\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ZLV-FPWC-slogan\"\u003eKeep It in Your Wallet. 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